25 Funny Country Song Titles

Here’s a list of 25 funny country song titles:

1. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I’m Kissing You Good-bye.

2. I Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself or Go Bowling.

3. If I Can’t Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.

4. I Sold A Car To A Guy Who Stole My Girl,
But It Don’t Run So We’re Even.

5. Mama Get A Hammer (There’s A Fly On Daddy’s Head).

6. If The Phone Don’t Ring, You’ll Know It’s Me.

7. She’s Actin’ Single and I’m Drinkin’ Doubles.

8. How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away.

9. I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You.

10. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.

11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim’s Gettin’ Better.

12. I Wouldn’t Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win.

13. I’ll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let’s Honeymoon Tonight.

14. I’m So Miserable Without You; It’s Like Having You Here.

15. I’ve Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back Cryin’ Over You.

16. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I’d Be Out By Now.

17. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don’t Love You.

18. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him.

19. Please Bypass My Heart.

20. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger.

21. You Done Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat.

22. You’re the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.

23. Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure.

24. She’s Looking Better After Every Beer.

25. I Ain’t Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman, But I Sure Woke Up With a Few.



  • Reply May 5, 2008


    ROFL, that first one is hilarious. Bu8t my favourite is definitely the “I’ll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let’s Honeymoon Tonight.” one.


  • Reply October 9, 2008

    BigSky Bass Guy

    Here’s one I use as an joke onstage:

    “Quit Leaving Your Carbon Footprints on the Floor of My Diesel Truck.”

  • Reply June 11, 2009


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  • Reply June 11, 2009


    Here’s a runner-up nominee — “Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goal-posts of Life” by Bobby Bare.

  • Reply March 27, 2012


    There are some funny ones about tractors, too!

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