Star Wars Sexual Innuendos

 Here are some of the coolest Star Wars quotes including some funny sexual innuendos. You have to have watched the Star Wars Trilogy a shed load of times to find these hidden sexual innuendo gems, but here they are in all their glory:

Star Wars / A New Hope

STAR WARS EPISODE IV: A NEW HOPE SEXUAL INNUENDO QUOTES

10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”
9. “Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?”
8. “Put that thing away before you get us all killed.”
7. “You’ve got something jammed in here real good.”
6. “Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?”
5. “You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.”
4. “Sorry about the mess…”
3. “Look at the size of that thing!”
2. “Curse my metal body, I wasn’t fast enough!”
1. “She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.”

The Empire Strikes Back

STAR WARS EPISODE V: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK SEXUAL INNUENDO QUOTES

9. “I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.”
8. “Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?”
7. “There’s an awful lot of moisture in here.”
6. “That’s okay, I’d like to keep it on manual control for a while.”
5. “Hurry up, golden-rod…”
4. “I must’ve hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?”
3. “Possible he came in through the south entrance.”
2. “And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!”
1. “Control, control! You must learn control!”

Return of the Jedi

STAR WARS EPISODE VI: RETURN OF THE JEDI SEXUAL INNUENDO QUOTES

10. “Hey, point that thing someplace else.”
9. “I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master.”
8. “I never knew I had it in me.”
7. “There is good in him, I’ve felt it.”
6. “Grab me, Chewie. I’m slipping — hold on. Grab it, almost… you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie.”
5. “Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me — now I owe you one.”
4. “Back door, huh? Good idea!”
3. “She’s gonna blow!”
2. “I think you’ll fit in nicely.”
1. “Rise, my friend.”

But of course, one of the best is: “Wedge! Pull out! You’re not doing any good back there!”

And another bonus quotes:

Vader: “My son is with them.”
Emperor: “Are you sure?”
Vader: “I have… felt him… my master”
Emperor: “…strange that I have not…”

 

May the Force be with you!

 

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2 Comments

  • Reply March 14, 2009

    BadFugu

    That is so funny, well done

  • Reply March 16, 2010

    scooby.bruce

    luke your table manners are beyond you, USE THE FORK LUKE, USE THE FORK

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